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« Reply #400 on: 11 December 2009 at 05:14pm » |
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how do penguins like their coke ?
on the rocks!
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« Reply #401 on: 20 December 2009 at 06:57pm » |
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Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.
Take that environment. You rape us. We rape you right back.
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« Reply #402 on: 22 December 2009 at 11:37am » |
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Pussy is like snow.
Its fun to play with, you never know when it's gonna come and only some of it is clean enough to eat.
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« Reply #403 on: 22 December 2009 at 11:40am » |
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^ and dont eat it if its yellow!!
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« Reply #404 on: 22 December 2009 at 11:49am » |
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I think that was covered in the final part of the joke...
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« Reply #405 on: 22 December 2009 at 12:35pm » |
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I was going round afraid I was going to catch clamydia from the snow-woman I made the other day..................
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« Reply #406 on: 06 January 2010 at 01:59pm » |
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Did you know the Chuckle Brothers were actually Siamese twins?
The operation to separate them was known as a tometoyoutomy.
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« Reply #407 on: 01 February 2010 at 07:04pm » |
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What's brown and kills babies?
John Terry's wallet.
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« Reply #408 on: 11 February 2010 at 05:50pm » |
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« Reply #409 on: 18 February 2010 at 10:56am » |
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My friend has a never say die attitude.
I keep telling him dices is grammatically incorrect.
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« Reply #410 on: 04 March 2010 at 08:26pm » |
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Met a stunning woman at a property convention.
She told me she lives in a mansion so rural she can walk around her home naked with the curtains open.
I told her I was currently developing a semi into something much bigger.
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« Reply #411 on: 06 March 2010 at 01:27pm » |
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« Reply #412 on: 06 March 2010 at 02:55pm » |
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« Reply #413 on: 27 March 2010 at 09:08am » |
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Not exactly a joke, but we got this toy for my son when he was born, and something about it made me smile each time I saw it, and it wasn't until I saw Watchmen recently that I realised what it was. This is now know affectionately as Doc Manhattan in our house:  |
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« Reply #414 on: 27 March 2010 at 09:35am » |
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LMAO!
What was it supposed to be? Besides some Freudian influenced toy.
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« Reply #415 on: 27 March 2010 at 09:38am » |
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I think the top ha;f's supposed to be a hippo. Whatever it is, Matthew isn't allowed to play with it anymore.
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« Reply #416 on: 27 March 2010 at 01:36pm » |
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Why? Because of the big blue cock?
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« Reply #417 on: 27 March 2010 at 02:10pm » |
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No. I think Mikes hates Hippos.
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« Reply #418 on: 05 April 2010 at 11:13am » |
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Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
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« Reply #419 on: 15 April 2010 at 05:50pm » |
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My CDO has gotten so bad lately that I've even started spelling acronyms in alphabetical order.
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